Pork digest

Since when can you go wrong with a pork roast in a crockpot, providing enough shredded goodness after 5 hours on high to supply these Sweet Pork burritos, with extra for pork sandwiches, nachos, there are no limits.  You can amuse yourself with post-workout InstaGlam photos all you like, while your peers laugh on, and there still won't be enough reason to not invest in 2 1/2 to 5 lbs of pork butt or shoulder, bone-in is where I'm leaning.  The options are as endless as witty Facebook comments, but can Balsamic Glazed Pork Loin truly call itself a relationship when visits to the table are few and far between, unless non-existent enters your vocabulary.  From a distance pork maintains whatever illusion the ego desires...it's succulent and will someday become trendy, I'm certain.  Up close, it's a little harder to admit and explain, but pork, my friend, hates talking on the phone, can't remember faces, and has walls aplenty that will never come down.