Cannot be done

An egg-and-a-half short is an unusual predicament to be in. I mean, who uses half an egg, the YOLK expressly,...why, a recipe which requires 3 EGGS to make it possible, two-and-a-half which go into the whole entire production. Bye-bye egg white that nobody thought to create a meringue with. So apparently I cannot make those Cheesecake Stuffed Chocolate Chip Bars because I have ONE egg,...not two, not the required two-and-a-half, nor the three eggs in all that would make this indulgence possible. Here, I wanted to spoil the office with them on Monday, hoped to surprise my loved ones who left together for a movie, and just the thought of the cheesecake alone smooshed between two gooey chocolate chip cookie bars. Sent me upward, straight to heaven.